50 points for guessing what movie the title's quoted from.

Gotta say that BUY EVE NOW advertisement for that eveonline really freaks me out.
really.
IT DOES.

So i figured it's not April 8th anymore and certainly not spring break, though based on the passage of time this year one could only assume it was, soooo why not spam the internet with meaningless ramblings, eh?

You're walking through a hallway occasionally speeding up and down in pace as you realize it's actually full of twists and turns and this hallway you've been plodding along in is actually a maze and as you turn another corner you !WALL!
This is the wall the world and i have hit together, unfortunately we weren't walking hand-in-hand so she smushed me into it harder and i am now the only one stuck in a coma caught in twilight and dusk. And she's not sorry since supposedly "i got us lost."
So now walking along this brooke i feel as if the rushing waters with backwards flesh-variegated salmon, are at a stand-still suspended at the moment before the deer leaps out of the bullet's path. "Can you find me world?" i cry out, but what good is yelling at the side of a river when the world's no where near your vegetabe body residing in a hospital. The doctor has raped you last week, but since you're no more vivacious than an anatomicaly-corect doll, you're only true use is as a sex-doll. At least you've brought some form of ecstasy in this world. how appropriate then that you will never be aware of it, except the pool of dead semen lieing dormant within.
i gaze at my reflection and realize my eyes have lost their color. perhaps that's why this world unto my own is so vivid.
i search the ground hoping i've only dropped my irises somewhere and that they're playing hopscotch with my pupils. only as i travel the ground i fall into a hole, perhaps i'm walking atop another's eye and i've fallen in their pupils. although this must be wrong as i feel the crunch underneath me as i have killed the beetle. only when i reach down i pull up maggots being devoured by earthworms. i don't want to be in this hole any longer.
so tomorrow i won't be. will i?

GAH!
THere's just nothing to do.
I mean I should've been running/pre-learning things for the next 6 weeks, but no one else has to so waaahhhhyyyy should I?
And all the electronics in this damn house are so FUCKED.

[i do have to mentio nthat i much appreciate the change in icon's of those who have none....it jsut seems much more appropriate]

and GAY PEOPLE HAVE BETRAYED ME! [well actually i'm just fucking clint.....which actually made absolutely no sense contextually or literally.....especially literal since he's too much of a little bitch to admitt to fucking back]
but i love him
as we all love our little gay buddies
they can be so self0involved though...[like a true girl should be]

Well i can understnad why you've all left me, i mean half of the weather back here in the shit-land of Indiana was snowing and raining [with signs of spring sparingly scattered in between]
But really Saumya? MExico? WIth all the fighting and tension down there?
.....I mean you REALLY couldn't find ANOTHER time to go??

And if any of you know any hiring Indiana palces willing to hire someone just barely not sixteen who's willing to work for just having something to do, then send a buzz on my way.

[Now it becomes appearant that I've given you no contact information] {HAH HA!}

Well enough complaining out of my pie-hole for today.

Until then, [I'll be stretching my Upper Lip so i can Smell it}
Always, {Breathing...hopefully}

LOve you all
....[except for those of you i hate.....no love for them]

The Mother of Life {Eve}

i never met a man who's name i couldn't spell,
but i did once meet a man who lacked a distinctive smell.

Did you ever notice how fat homeless people are?
i mean if someone's willing to give you money, and you're not emaciated, why don't you spend the money on something to improve yourself and possibly get a job?
and i've NOTHING against the homeless.
i admire their tenacity and willingness to continue life.

i was using the french traslator application on my iphone and for some reason i asked it As-tu achete ube bouteille de shapooing? (no i'm not an idiot, ai know it means have you purchased a bottle of shampoo, i just felt like being lzy and not even thinking) bu tthat's besides the point....
What i was GOING to say WAS it translated as "Hast thou achieved holding of a bottle of shampoo?" OLD ENGLISH? WHAAAATTTT?

then there are those people in your life you feel like you'd never be friends with, and the others you feel you should be great friends with yet there's something so......inaccesible about them you're never truly able to have a good conversation with them.

my us driver akes so much shit from thepot-smoking idiots in the back. i mean i actually get great entertainment from the potheads and love the, but the kids in my bus are just idiot who tedn to scream "SHUT UP YAH DAMN FUCKING BITCH" and last week one of them actually hit the busdriver.
i'd b the WORST DAMN BUS DRIVER IN EXISTANCE.
more than likely i'd send them careening off a cliff, while parachuting myself down to land gracefully beside them and pour gasoline on the struggling suvivors, light them on fire, then put the most adult-looking one in the driver's seat, so as to fool the police, and walk away smiling have the previous day told the ONE KID i liked that i was going to kill the kids, preventing his coming on the bus that day and ultimately saving his and my life while feeling so completely satisfied with myself and my accomplishment.

i wonder how humbling and self-copleteing it would be to end another's life.

-if you continued reading to this point you've successfully been diagnosed with the kidney's of a madman-

i wish there was a mood icon called READY TO BLOW MY ASS OFF
that'd describe my mood everyday
since it could be ass-ending in a good or horrific way

although i'm not quite sure how losing your ass could EVER be good.

based on your look, i'm going to guess the answer is a demoralized parasynthesis of 56.


well wasn't that CRAPULOUS
WHICH IS ACTUALLY A WORD
WHEN I FOUND THAT OUT I ABOUT CRAPULOUS MY PANTS!!!

crap⋅u⋅lous   /ˈkræyələs/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [krap-yuh-luhs] Show IPA Pronunciation

–adjective 1. given to or characterized by gross excess in drinking or eating.
2. suffering from or due to such excess.


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Origin:
1530–40; < LL crāulōsus. See crapulent, -ous

yeah
yeah
yeah

i know

you've just hit level 17 of enlightenment from THAT WORD ALONE

so i know you can eat shrooms...but has anyone discovered another from of getting it into your system?
and of course one of you has
i'm just you know....an COMPLETE NIAVE AND IGNORANT SHITTY-BRAINED (and appearanlty exceedingly redundant) IDIOT and don't know

avutally i took an online, 10 problem IQ test and scored a 90
A FUCKING NINETY

GUESS WHAT GUYS I'M A LEGALLY MENTALLY HANDICAPPED PERSON! HOW COOL IS THAT?
god damn it
i feel like SUCH a douchebag for even saying that
there's a challenged girl in my art class and she isliterally one of the funniest and most adorable people i've ever met
but a ot of the people i know are scared of people with a mental handicap.
WHY?
i mean COME ON
HOW could any of them POSSIBLY hurt you?
people are stupid
[clearly icluding me]
bleh

okay

I'M GOING TO SHUT UP NOW SO YOU CAN CONTINUE TO LIVE FUFUILLING LIVES AND READ THIS CRAP NO MORE

the best thing aout these things is you only find out things about the person's sex life


100 HAVE YOU EVERS:
1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?: yeah
2. Slept in a different bed?: yeah
3. Made out in a movie theater?: no
4. Made out in the forest?: no
5. Thought your cousin was hot?: no all of my cousins are more than ten years younger than me >.<
7. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?: no
8. Gone over the speed limit?: no I can’t drive yet
9. Painted your room?: yeah
11. Danced in front of your mirror?: yeah I had nothing better to do
12. Gotten a hickey?: a few times
13. Been dumped?: only once….well twice but it was the same damn asshole
14. Stolen money from a friend?: no but had plans to several times, unfortunately at that point I still had a conscience –but just as a aside note I just wouldn’t at this point…there not adrenaline rush…or joy from stealing even from your parents….plus I love my friends too much……just no-
15. Gotten in a car with people you just met?: yes
16. Been in a fist fight?: yes, but I stop them WAY more often
17. Snuck out of your house?: yeah….but it wasn’t very successful….or fun
18. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?: yeah
19. Been arrested?: nope
20. Made out with a stranger?: well it depends on what you mean by stranger
21. Left your house without telling your parents?: almost weekly for about a year
22. Had a crush on your neighbor?: no
23. Ditched school to do something more fun?: no
24. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?: yeah
25. Slept in a bed with the opposite sex? yes
26. Been on a plane?: yeah
27. Kissed a picture?: yeah
28. Slept in until 3pm?: no no no no…..I will NEVER sleep past 12 pm again and even then it was barely past that….I just despise wasting time
29. Miss someone right now?: yes
30. Laid on your back and watched the cloud shapes go by?: yeah
31. Made a snow angel?: hell ya
32. Played dress up?: no
33. Cheated while playing a game?: who hasn’t?
34. Been lonely?: yes
35. Fallen asleep at work/school?: yes
36. Been to a party?: yes and for those of you who don’t go to one at least five times a year are missing out on life
37. Felt an earthquake?: no
38. Touched a snake?: yes
39. Ran a red light?: no can’t drive
40. had detention?: yes….the most frightening thing about it was before I’d ever been and what I imagined it would be…frankly? It’s oddly fun
41. been in a car crash? Yes it wasn’t that bad
44. been lost?: yes…most of the time…in fact….I’m kinda lost right now
45. been to the opposite side of the country?: no :[
46. felt like dying from embarrassment?: yes
47. cried yourself to sleep?: no
48. sang karaoke: yes I sucked
49. done something you told yourself you wouldn't?: yeah…..
50. laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?: yes
51. caught a snowflake on your tongue?: yes but it was hard
52. kissed in the rain?: no…but someday x . x -if only I wasn’t so damn afraid of rain-
54. had a dream that you married someone?: yes very weird but interesting
55. glued your hand to something?: yeah ……my tongue
56. got your tongue stuck to a pole?: umm no but I did lick a stop sign
57. ever gone to school partially naked?: no
58. sat on a rooftop?: no :[
59. been a cheerleader?: no and defiantly don’t plan on it
60. didn't take a shower for a week?: yes
61. ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?: yes
62. played truth or dare?: yes very fun
63. played spin the bottle?: umm sorta
64. been told you're hot by a complete stranger?: yes
65. broken a heart?: no
66. been easily amused?: yes I am most the time
67. laughed so hard you cried?: no
68. cheated on a test?: many…many….many times
69. forgotten someones name?: yes….the most awkward time was when it was someone I was dating
70. kissed a stranger? Once again same as the time in the previous question that’s almost the same as this
71. played a prank on someone?: yes and it was fun
72. gone to a late night movie?: yes
73. made love to anything not human?: no….what an awkward question….but would be funny if someone who had would actually admit to this
75. choked on something you're not supposed to eat?: umm yeah a fly…. and…..other….things
76. played an instrument for more than 10 hours straight?: no
77. celebrated the 4th of july?: yes
79. felt like killing someone?: yes
80. thought about running away?: yes I really wanted to….and tried to…emphasis on tried
81. ran away?: again….tried
82. had detention and not attend it?: yeah
83. made your parents cry?: constantly….it’s honestly kinda pathetic by now
84. cried over someone?: yes
85. owned more than 5 sharpies?: yes different colours
86. dated someone?: both genders oh yeah :]
87. have/had a dog?: yes kiki is my life
88. played an intsrument?: again…..you must always do things to make your life worth it
89. been in a band?: no I want to though
90. drank more than 15 pops in a day?: no. I hate pop
91. broken a cd?: yes smashy smashy
92. shot a gun?: not yet
93. been on nexopia for more than 5 hours?: whats a nexopia
96. had a crush on someone when you already had a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes I’ve got a problem with wanting what I can’t have
97. slept for 24 hours straight?: no
98 been cheated on?: well? I guess it depends on what you mean
99. Told someone you love them and really mean it?: I havent’ said it yet
100. Do you like anyone right now that you would want to eventually date?: yeah

yeah as you can tell all my journals end up like this one way or another

because really...no one cares about your life or your opinions so why bother saying them out loud eh?

that being said, does anyone else hate break?

especially since i got to spend a total of 8 hours in traffic going an average of 2 miles an hour and we spun out more than 7 times, one time we did a 360!

plus
i'm bored....
so here goes!

How Much I Screwed Up my Teenage Life

[x] gotten kissed
[ ] gotten a phone taken away in class (HAHAHA HAHAH hahaha haaaauuuuuhhhhh...fuuuuunnneeeeeeey stuff.....-eve has no phoe....:[ )
[ ] gotten suspended
[x] gotten caught chewing gum
[ ] gotten caught cheating on a test [amazingly enough...no]
Total so far: 2

[x] arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x] didn't do homework over 5 times
[ ] turned at least 3 projects in late.
[x] missed school just because you felt like it
[x] laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 6

[ ] got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
[ ] text people during class -oh come on-
[x] passed notes
[x] threw stuff across the room
[x] laughed at the teacher
Total so far: 9

[x] been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
[x] took pictures during school hours
[ ] called someone during school hours -would you SHUT UP-
[x] listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hour
[x] skipped a class period
Total So Far: 13

[x] threw something at the teacher
[x] went outside the classroom without permission
[x] broke the dress code
[ ] failed a class
[x] ate food during class -does coffee count?-
Total So Far: 17

[x] gotten a call from school
[ ] couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
[x] didn't take your stuff to school
[x] given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
[x] curse during class/school
total so far: 21

[x] faked your parents signature
[x] slept in class
[ ] cursed at your teacher
[x] copied homework
[x] got in trouble with the principal/vice principal
total So Far: 25

~Multiply by 3~
Grand total: 75%

well aren't i quite the dumbass